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Name: katie
Location: the valley, bitch, United States
Birthday: 6/23/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: well to start- singing, laughing, shopping, fooding, talking on the phone, hanging with my friends
Expertise: I can't tell you that or I would be arrested, the police are trying to cut down on me and my girls. Street corners are empty without us anyways, we're just doing them a favor.
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
11/15/2003
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| i got a live journal, everyone go there from now on, k?
go there now
go there now.
www.livejournal.com/users/sexinablubottle/ | | |
| lalalalala...warm it up... I LIKE SEX. i want to be barbie, that ken is hot stuff. so...today i got to yell at jeff, addie's stalkerboyfriend. he was very mean tome, though... he called me ajerk!!! oh my aching heart... psh. i told him he was astalker and that he needs to leave her alone and that he does not know what love is and never will and that he needs to stop taking himself so seriously. lalala. fromnow on imscreening her boyfriends. my spacebardoesn'tseem to be working. fuckfuckfuck. this is reallyannoying. oh well. wait i think its working again. woot fucking woot. okay,so i need aboyfriend. no, i need a fuckbuddy.im back to wanting one of those. areally horny fuckbuddy.withnomorals. if you findone,call 1 800 DESPERATE. that's my home number.lol. oh well,gotta go,tata. | | |
| 10 artists I've been listening to lately
01: queens of the stone age
02: rammstein
03: the adicts
04: outkast
05: hot hot heat
06: weezer
07: beyoncé, damn straight
08: gary jules
09: white stripes
10: your mom
09 things I look forward to
01:summer
02: a good party, whenever that may be
03: fucking a hot boy (or two)
04: going to melrose
05: staying with my dad
06: helping someone with her dilemma (hmm, two hot boys like you, oh what do we do?)
07:nothing
08: getting something to look forward to
09: carmen
8 things I like to wear
01: miniskirts
02: black thongs
03: my slip top
04: Addie's clothes
05: my lace bra
06: nothing
07: lengerie
08: nothing
07 things that annoy me
01: bad parties
02: parties with no hot boys
03: parties with no alcohol
04: bitches
05: my mother
06: school
07: chanel
06 Things I love
01: addie and glenna and brit and jenna and sofia and everyone
02: guys
03: music
04: tv
05: getting fat
06: PE movement
07: nothing
05 things I do everyday
01: call my mom a bitch
02: want a fuckbuddy
03: talk to addie
04: see james and marlon and sofia (sigh...)
05: talk to my dad
04 people I want to spend more time with
01: 6_crazy_girls
02: sofia
03: jenn
04: a normal guy
03 Movies I could watch over and over again
01: shakespeare in love
02: biodome (damn straight, pauly shore rocks my world)
03: traffic
2 of my favorite songs at the moment
01: feuer frei
02: mad world
1 thing I'd rather be doing
01: making out | | |
| Q: Why don't blondes water ski?
A: Because they lie down as soon as their crotches get wet.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock knock jokes?
A: Cause they go and answer the fucking door.
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"
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| im so getting a lj... xanga sucks. aaahhh!!!! fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucjgfreahsbior. people who piss me off... oh, goddamnit. no one. my mom. your mom. no one. everyone's so nice. why do i feel so fucked up then? i guess its because i hate being such a freshman all the time. everyone's like, oh, don't spoil her, don't break her, don't corrupt her, she's so small and innocent and cute. FUCK THAT!!!!! I swear to fucking god, i am going to go fucking crazy at Adam's party, lol. a freshman party. woot. but anyways, i'm gonna get bombed off my ass and have sex with some really hot guy. maybe not sex, dont wanna get a reputation. oh well, maybe. aaanyways... SEXUAL ENERGY!!!!! hahaha. im so horny all the time. so sad. | | |
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